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| CANYONS, THE | Director: |  Paul Schrader |
| | | Year Released: | 2013 | Jan's Rating: Rich's Rating: | < 3 out of 5 < 3 out of 5 | Key Performances: | Amanda Brooks
James Deen
Nolan Funk
Tenile Houston
Lindsay Lohan
| | Movie Haiku: | Does not meet criteria! A mess of a movie in which dead-eyed characters with buff bodies punctuate their inane conversations with cold boring sex acts which neither titillate or provoke. Flat, fake & totally forgettable. Do not believe the supposed cover story about "new modes of distribution." This film is a bomb: full stop. |
ADDITIONAL FF2 INFO ABOUT THIS FILM: | Women filmmakers? | No | Jewish content? | No | Haiku Posted: | 2013 | |
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